Lets make the beginning of the end start now in a grand celebration.

With little more than 4 years left for this infesting race existence, I say let the party start now. We have been on this planet for so long I say lets make our last minute a blast. When your hosting a party you don't just let the party die, you find one last way to blow your guests minds before everyone begins passing out or swerving home in a drunken effort. These last 4 years better be our best finest hour, because in general, well we are kind of boring and destructive species. We absorb ourselves in moving around and consuming everything along the way. All while negating health and the other parasites around us. So to finish off our party, we are hosting a 4 year event full of complete inhibition bashing, ethical ignoring, funfest for the whole family. Quit your jobs now because this will be the event to remember for generations to come. At 2:12 pm we will begin the party that will last till 12-21-2012, and we want you all to join us. The event has no exact location, it is where ever you want it to be, so being the party with you where ever you go. Just remember to do the craziest shit you can, so this party get labeled as cool. We don't want one with a bunch of jobless slobs that make boring watercooler talk, hell if you see me i might even be dipped in Gojiberry yogurt. Literally go nuts and you may be the hottest guy or girl there, and what's better than being known as the last coolest people of our species. Well I'll see you all there, and last make this thing EPIC!